Let me open the door to the journey of a lifetime. This life of mine as you will see has encompassed many situations that will and can relate to you.
Are you ready to head down the rabbit hole into wonderland?
Hold on and enjoy the ride.
It all started on a hazy night when my mind and body was so relaxed to the point of orgasm off of a mere thought. In the room with me it had to be about 8 other people all in there own conversations. When you are elated like I was it seems as if you are having an outer body experience. You see my mind was just wondering around the room from conversation to conversation hearing the weakest game and hearing females trying to be funny and lying there ass off. All I could do was chuckle to myself and laugh at the moment. Next to me was a female lets call her "Mouth" and the guy using super weak game called "lost Cause". Mouth was trying to get at me but as her name suggest she had too much dame mouth for me. I mean the girl just kept talking trying to make everyone laugh but you can tell she was trying to hard and in my current state I was like f*** that. Moving on with the story you have Lost Cause next to her really trying to get at this girl but I guess he never read the rulebooks of this tricky little game that us Men and Women play. This game is called "THE PURSUTE". I will get back to that later but lets say in this prime example he has missed "rule number 1". Here is how that went down.
Lost Cause he is looking at the Mouth, which is talking and looking at me.
LOST CAUSE: So Mrs. Mouth what you plan on doing after we leave here?
Mouth facing M.E. and saying.
MOUTH: I haven't really seen you around much where have you been hiding?
My reply
M.E.: I haven't been hiding I have been sitting here the whole night.
LOST CAUSE: Well I figured we could go and grab something to eat from Fridays or something you want to role.
Mouth Still facing and talking to M.E.
MOUTH: You have been hiding from me cause we have never linked up.
Ok class the example is over let M.E. explains what everyone was really saying.
Lost Cause: Hey is there a chance that we can have some sex.
Mouth: Hell na don't you see I'm not paying attention to you.
M.E.: I don't want the Putty Cat
Lost Cause: Ok then well I'm willing to pay for it
Mouth: Trust me the Putty Cat is good and wanting you
There are many people who will say that I'm wrong but next time you get yourselves involved in this game see how it plays out.
So at this point I'm basically trying to relax and enjoy the funny conversations I'm hearing. Then out of nowhere this beautiful female let’s call her Seductive Angel appears. It seems as if she is in the pursuit game also. She was sitting to my left laughing. The strange thing that she was looking me straight in the eyes like she was laughing along with me. I'm not going to lie I was thinking of how sexy she was looking and what magic we could create in the bedroom together. Then .............
I will see you in chapter 2
